I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)
we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
y'all need to stop legally hatewatching too like a hatewatch is still a view is still a membership to disney+ or whatever.....execs have realized that hatewatching gets as much if not more money to them just pirate please
I am literally begging you to pirate from Disney. Please don't give them a fucking penny for their dumbass live-action remakes that nobody likes. Give them NO reason to think it would be profitable to continue making those. Grant them nary a cent. Nothing. LESS than nothing.
fmovies.wtf
123movies
dailymotion.com
kissanime
soap2day
putlockers
watchseriess.co has subtitles. has movies and tv shows. and cartoons too.
also europixhd.io (havent used this in awhile so im not sure if it's still ok)
yts.mx for torrenting movies
rarbg.to for movie and shows torrents
and prostylex.org is the same but has music and books too. also first cam versions of theater releases
z-lib.org for books (has 5 download limits daily per ip address)
getintopc.com for softwares
apkpure and apkmody.io for android apps (some are premium modded)
Sflix.to for literally every movie
broke: midsommar is a girl power movie
woke: midsommar is a horrifying movie about a manipulative cult
bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that
you’re the only person who’s allowed to reply to this post anymore
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
